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White House Invites Katrina Refugees
L. Wood Washington D.C. In what is being heralded as a “triumph in compassion,” President Bush has extended an invitation to the homeless Katrina refugees to stay with him at the White House until the flood ravaged Gulf Coast is rebuilt. The word has spread quickly, and masses of refugees have already descended upon the White House lawn to take the President up on his offer. “I didn’t know so many of them would show up!” said Bush, who admitted he was “startled” to see thousands of destitute Cajuns, flashers, cross dressers, and black magic practitioners hanging around outside his window. To accommodate the expanding throngs of humanity, Bush asked Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff to activate FEMA to manage transforming the White House lawn and the National Mall into a temporary habitat called “Kamp Katrina.” FEMA, which is always quick to respond, tapped into the Strategic Mobile Home Reserve in Arkansas, and quickly moved 11,000 trailers to the heart of the nations capitol. The administration is preparing to take an active role in hosting their needy guests. Deputy Chief of Staff Carl Rove has announced that he’ll be manning a soup kitchen at the rotunda. “I know what it’s like on the streets!” Laura Bush has reportedly scratched her plans to host a “reading hour” with the camp's children after rowdy, drunken, bead-wearing refugees demanded that the First Lady lift up her shirt to expose her breasts. The President has called for “games” to entertain the masses of camp residents. Taking up this call, Donald Rumsfeld will order the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds to perform regular airshows, Ken Mehlman will host a variety show, and Jenna Bush has volunteered to host a "Mardi Gras in D.C." festival. Former First Lady Barbara Bush has predicted that, “these underprivileged people are going to have so much fun that we’re afraid they won’t want to leave!” The President agrees with his mother but remains modest. "I'm just doing what Jesus would have done."Cindy Sheehan Detained at Gitmo DHS Upgrades Terror Alert System RNC Chief Denies Wearing Women’s Underpants Rumsfeld Solves Recruitment Problem Terrorists Threaten to Decapitate Chicken
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said Rove, as he doled out soup to the thankful homeless.
