Cindy Sheehan Detained at Gitmo

L. Wood

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

Officials refused to confirm whether Cindy Sheehan, the combative Iraq war protester who gained nation attention by disrespectfully harassing President Bush during his month long vacation, is being detained at the U.S. Military Prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Sheehan, an enemy of the administration, has pursued an anti-war agenda ever since her son, Army Spc. Casey Sheehan, was killed in Iraq. Demanding to speak to President Bush to ascertain “why we are there,” she and a motley assortment of “left-wingers” gathered in Crawford, Texas, last August near Bush’s ranch to draw attention to their “so called” peace movement. Later, she moved on to terrorize Bush at the White House, which lead to her first arrest for civil disobedience.

She was arrested again on January 31 as she attempted to gain entrance to the Capitol building for the President's State of the Union address. She alledgedly wore a shirt with an illegal message under her coat. Anonymous sources have hinted that she’s pushed the President too far this time, and for national security reasons she’s being held as an enemy combatant.

As an American citizen, she probably won’t undergo the harsher interrogation techniques reserved for poorer, darker skinned detainees, such as the fingernail pliers, water boarding, eye-gouging, or electric shocks. Sheehan will more likely be subjected to “softer” methods such as sexual humiliation, feet tickling, and prolonged exposure to what’s referred to as the “fart chamber.”

DHS Upgrades Terror Alert System

RNC Chief Denies Wearing Women’s Underpants

Rumsfeld Solves Recruitment Problem

The Red State Review is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim as to the validity of the material on this website, including the supposed quoted remarks.  As much of the material on this site is user submitted, the views expressed on The Red State Review are not necessary those of the editorial staff.  Anyone who believes that the stories on the Red State Review should be removed by law is encouraged to read the Constitution of the United States of America, Amendment I, 1011-1012, Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press, or to move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban.  Red State Review has a trademark pending with the US Patent Office.